How can you sleep...

knowing your poor thankless mouse never gets any rest? It works so hard all damn day tracking all over your computer screen, selecting your porn, highlighting MP3's to steal and sharing on your facetwitterbook. All for what? Nothing! You heartless, thankless user you! Do you ever even ask if it wants a coffee or bathroom break?

Why don't you let your mouse take a nap on our pillow for a minute?
It's sleepy...very, very sleepy.