Its a GRRRL-ie pagent.

If your looking for something to do this weekend,

"MURRAY HILL hosts and presents THE MISS LEZ PAGEANT, a wildly provocative, diverse, jaw-dropping alternative beauty pageant for queer womyn. Six contestants will be competing against each other in the following categories: PLATFORM, SWIMSUIT, EVENING GOWN, INTERVIEW, and TALENT.The winner gets a brand new HITATCHI MAGIC WAND ("The Cadillac of Vibrators") donated by our good friends at BABELAND. There will be guest performances, celesbian judges, mayhem, and a DJ DIRTY JEAN to keep the dance party going post-pageant.

THE CONTESTANTS: MISS LESBIAN LOVE OCTAGON (Vicki Sin), MISS REBEL CUPCAKE (Drae Campbell), MISS CHOICE CUNTS (Goldie Peacock), MISS HEY QUEEN (Ariel Speedwagon), MISS RE/DRESS (Afro Titty), MISS WILDCARD (N)

CELEBRITY JUDGES: JD SAMSON (MEN, LeTigre), MICHAEL MUSTO (Village Voice), WORLD FAMOUS *BOB* (neo-burlesque legend), BITCH (musician), SARAH GREENWOOD (rocker and front woman of GSX), and KAKI KING ("The New Guitar God").

ENTERTAINMENT: KS STEVENS, MISS LEZ 2009 • MAKING FRIENDZ is a sweet, sweaty mixture of lo-fi punk and glossy pop, R&B and disco. This is the latest of Tami Hart's many projects."